Matt Launch

The Game

Windows Download Play Online

“Absolutely terrible.”

“What...what even is this?”

“Negative 5 stars.”


Unique Gameplay. You've never experienced anything like it.

Multiple levels that will turn your brain into slush. An imperfect control scheme that makes you want to smash your face through your monitor.


Revolutionary Graphics. See for yourself.

Graphics engine that parallels the unforgettable Superman 64. Feel the heat from your graphics card as it struggles to keep up with the incredible 3D environment.


Government Quality. Unmatched.

Developed using the same testing standards used by the HHS for the Affordable Care system. Over a dozen minutes were spent ensuring the game functions without crashing too many times!